[ad_1] In the latest episode of “How to Win Friends and Influence No One,” four reservists from the IDF have decided to take a permanent vacation after an unfortunate run-in…
Continue reading[ad_1] In an ironic twist reminiscent of a poorly scripted sitcom, Tel Aviv, a city known for its nightlife, beach parties, and now, alarmingly, its rocket alarms, put a damper…
Continue reading[ad_1] In a stunning display of commitment to crisis management, Israel has reportedly dropped a few more bombs on Tyre, Lebanon, because nothing says “We’re here to help!” quite like…
Continue reading[ad_1] In a thrilling episode of “Rockets Over Coffee,” the IDF reported that twenty-five more projectiles decided to take a little vacation from Lebanon and tour the scenic views of…
Continue reading[ad_1] In a classic case of “who wore it best” in the arena of international conflict, Israel has decided to give Beirut a fresh coat of chaos with their latest…
Continue reading[ad_1] In a thrilling demonstration of international relations akin to a chaotic game of dodgeball, approximately five rockets decided to take an unscheduled flight from Lebanon straight into central Israel…
Continue reading[ad_1] In a thrilling twist of irony, the Israeli Defense Forces decided that the best way to promote peace in the region was to throw a surprise air party over…
Continue reading[ad_1] In a dazzling ballet of modern warfare, the Israeli Air Force (IAF) has once again twirled its way into the evening sky, conducting a series of precision “just business”…
Continue reading[ad_1] In an astounding demonstration of modern urban planning, Israel has decided that southern Beirut could use a little “redevelopment.” Nothing says gentrification like a solid wave of air strikes—who…
Continue reading[ad_1] In a dramatic twist of fate that could easily fit into a black comedy, the IDF’s 401st Brigade—no stranger to the grim absurdity of war—suddenly finds itself mourning its…
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