Flames Outshine Family as Heroic Leap Takes a Terrifying Turn
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Continue readingSir Chris Hoy’s New Adventure: Turning Terminal Cancer into a Best-Selling Book Launch
[ad_1] Sir Chris Hoy, Britain’s golden cyclist, has recently entered the slow lane of life as he announces his ominous diagnosis of stage four prostate cancer. Naturally, the world responds…
Continue readingPresidential Plane Circles Mexico Like a Lost Tourist: Technical Problems or Just Playing It Safe?
[ad_1] In a gripping tale of aviation drama that could only be scripted by the universe itself, Brazilian President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva found himself becoming the star of…
Continue readingFrom Dodging Bullets to Baby Bottles: Ukrainian Immigrants Show Us How to Multitask in War
[ad_1] In the land where the hot weather isn’t the only thing that boils over, we find ourselves in the heart of “Operation Swords of Iron.” Who knew that a…
Continue readingUnion Workers Distribute Ballots as Wisconsinites Wonder if Their Memories Are as Short as Their Attention Spans
[ad_1] OSHKOSH, Wisconsin — On a delightfully crisp fall morning last week, a UPS worker cloaked in his signature brown heroic garb sprinted towards the magical kingdom of cardboard boxes…
Continue readingBird Flu: The Only Flu That Makes You Wonder Who’s Really Flying the Coop
[ad_1] In a thrilling episode of “Birds Gone Wild,” the flu virus has taken its act to the stage, but don’t worry folks—there’s still no standing ovation for person-to-person transmission,…
Continue readingU.S. Cheers Hamas Leader’s Demise: Is Peace on the Horizon or Just More Time to Rearrange the Chaos?
[ad_1] The Biden administration is throwing a party to celebrate the demise of Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar, proclaiming it a grand showdown of “justice versus evil,” as if the world…
Continue readingTrump Denies Fascism, Claims ‘Dictate at Will’ is Just a Strong Management Style
[ad_1] Ah, politics! That delightful circus where clowns juggle democracy while lions roam freely, and someone might just get their head bitten off by the reality of it all. Take,…
Continue readingAfter 64 Years, Sit-in Student Finally Exonerated—Just in Time for Next Week’s ‘How to Avoid Getting Arrested’ Seminar
[ad_1] In a classic case of “better late than never,” Simon Bouie and his comrades have finally received a formal “sorry, our bad!” from the legal system over six decades…
Continue readingNew MPs Discover Constituency Offices Are the New “No Vacancy” Signs Amid Safety Fears and Sky-High Rents
[ad_1] A New Era of ‘Invisible’ Representation: MPs Try to Find Homes in a Hostile Rental Market In a shocking turn of events bafflingly familiar to cringe comedy writers, newly…
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