Man Sentenced for Obstruction while Assassination Masterminds Enjoy the ‘I Didn’t Do It’ Club
Presidential Plane Circles Mexico Like a Lost Tourist: Technical Problems or Just Playing It Safe?
Transgender Politicians in Brazil Launch Campaign: Because What’s More Fun Than Elections When You’re a Death Target?
Israelis Find Laughter in Grief: The Only Thing Funnier Than War is Trying to Explain It to Woke College Students
Manaus River Hits New Low: Local Cashier’s Job Takes a Dive, While Aching for a Bathtub!
Returned from Gaza, but Left His Mind Behind: The Haunted Loyalty of a Soldier
“Trump 2.0: Now More Unhinged and Unstable—Just What America Needed for the Holidays!”
Sao Paulo Elections: Metal Chairs and Fake Doctors Take Center Stage in the Battle for the Mayor’s Office
Gen Z’s Gender Gap: Young Women Flee to Harris While Young Men Remain Stuck in Trump’s Emotional Support Zone
“Jaffa’s Got Talent: The Only Show Where a Terrorist Audition Lands You an Arrest”
World Leaders Debate Trade Wars as Economies Line Up for the Next Round of ‘Who Can Hurt Themselves More’
Kids Coughing Up a Storm: Just Another Day of “Walking Pneumonia” Gone Wild!
China’s Parliament Prepares to Stimulate the Economy: Brace for More Budget Magic—Now You See It, Now You Don’t!
Art Market Takes a Dive: Apparently, Not Everyone Wants to Hang a Million-Dollar Painting of Soup Cans on Their Wall!
Georgia’s Tax Refunds: Because Nothing Says “I Care” Like Buying Votes With Your Own Money!
China’s Economy: Where 4.8% Growth Feels Like Winning the Participation Trophy in a Declining Property Market
Kamala Harris to Navigate U.S.-China Ties: More Stable Than a Sumo Wrestler on Roller Skates!
Elon Musk Throws $44 Million Trump Party While Kamala Harris Plays ‘Keep Up’ at the Fundraising Fiasco
Kids Coughing Up a Storm: Just Another Day of “Walking Pneumonia” Gone Wild!
Pennsylvania Elections: Where Your Vote Could Be a Coffee-Stained Crayon Masterpiece!
Divriği Mosque Reopens After Nine Years: Don’t Die Without Seeing This Architectural Miracle (But Make Sure You Bring a Pulse!)
Olympic Champion Chris Hoy Wins Gold in Life, Loses to Terminal Cancer in Final Lap
Birkin Bag Escape: When Luxury Meets a Low Profile in Gaza’s Tunnels
Poland’s New Asylum Policy: The ‘Welcome Mat’ Just Got Turned Into a Drawbridge
Europe’s “Tough Love”: Sanctions for Israel’s Toddler Tantrums in a Never-Ending War
UNRWA Staff Member Takes Unexpected Sabbatical in Egypt While Disinformation Takes Centre Stage
World Leaders Debate Trade Wars as Economies Line Up for the Next Round of ‘Who Can Hurt Themselves More’
Trump Claims He Only Wants Generals Who Follow Orders—Preferably From 1940s Germany!
Real Madrid’s Second Half: Where Timid Becomes Terrifying and Dortmund’s Dreams Crumble Like Pretzels
Divriği Mosque Reopens After Nine Years: Don’t Die Without Seeing This Architectural Miracle (But Make Sure You Bring a Pulse!)
Germany and UK Join Forces to Hunt Submarines While Crafting Missiles—Proof that They’re Just One War Away from a Full-On DIY Defence Workshop!
UK Economy Sees Growth—Just in Time for Labour’s ‘Tough Love’ Budget to Ruin the Party!
Poland’s New Asylum Policy: The ‘Welcome Mat’ Just Got Turned Into a Drawbridge
Europe’s “Tough Love”: Sanctions for Israel’s Toddler Tantrums in a Never-Ending War
Interpol’s New Cold Case Campaign: Because Solving Murders Shouldn’t Be a Group Project
U.S. Cheers Hamas Leader’s Demise: Is Peace on the Horizon or Just More Time to Rearrange the Chaos?
Israelis Find Laughter in Grief: The Only Thing Funnier Than War is Trying to Explain It to Woke College Students
Election Showdown: Kamala and Trump Play ‘Who Can Yell the Foulest’ as America Wonders if It’s a Democracy or a Reality Show Reboot
Protests Break Out Worldwide as People Remind Each Other that Peace is Just a Suggestion at This Point
Middle East Peace Talks Put on Hold: Too Much Traffic from Exploding Invitations!
Netanyahu Celebrates Another ‘Victory’ as Hamas Leaders Become Jobless in Gaza
Netanyahu and Friends Decline Hot Seat at Probe While Picking Out Their Halloween Costumes
Arab on TV: Just Another Day of Being a ‘Thorn in the Side’ While Facing a National Identity Crisis
Likud Reclaims Top Spot in Polls: Guess Who Still Hopes Low Ratings Aren’t Typical?
Transgender Politicians in Brazil Launch Campaign: Because What’s More Fun Than Elections When You’re a Death Target?
Local Family Reunion Ends in a Game of ‘Who Wants to be Deceased?’
Democrats Spend Millions to Avoid the Senate’s ‘Loser’ Club—Membership Guaranteed!
Surgeon Proves That ‘Eyebrow Tweezing’ Can Now Include Tumour Removal—Forget Apples, We’re Talking Melons!
Biden Apologizes for Boarding Schools: Turns Out ‘Going West’ Wasn’t About Weekend Getaways
Don’t Worry, That Quarter Pounder Comes with a Side of E. coli—Free of Charge!
World Series Tickets: Because Who Needs Savings When You Can Sit in a Stadium?
Ukraine’s Winter Wish List: $50 Billion in Loans Funded by Frozen Russian Assets, Because Who Needs a Continent’s Taxpayers Anyway?
Younger Women Shocked to Discover Puberty is Now a Cancer Starter Kit
IDF Launches Operation “Days of Repentance” to Reflect on Self-Defense—Because Nothing Says ‘Introspection’ Like Airstrikes!
From Dodging Bullets to Baby Bottles: Ukrainian Immigrants Show Us How to Multitask in War
U.S. Cheers Hamas Leader’s Demise: Is Peace on the Horizon or Just More Time to Rearrange the Chaos?
Israelis Find Laughter in Grief: The Only Thing Funnier Than War is Trying to Explain It to Woke College Students
Returned from Gaza, but Left His Mind Behind: The Haunted Loyalty of a Soldier
“Jaffa’s Got Talent: The Only Show Where a Terrorist Audition Lands You an Arrest”
Election Showdown: Kamala and Trump Play ‘Who Can Yell the Foulest’ as America Wonders if It’s a Democracy or a Reality Show Reboot
Protests Break Out Worldwide as People Remind Each Other that Peace is Just a Suggestion at This Point
Reservists Remembered: A Tragic Reminder That Vacation Days are Overrated in Combat
House GOP Barking Up the Wrong Tree: Mace Threatens Subpoena, Claims Biden’s ‘Censorship’ is the Real Misinformation
From Dodging Bullets to Baby Bottles: Ukrainian Immigrants Show Us How to Multitask in War
Spirit Airlines Soars as It Sells the Skies and Cuts the Crew, Proving Less Really is More!
Labour Party Spreads Joy Across the Pond: How to ‘Illegally’ Help Democrats from 4,000 Miles Away!
McDonald’s Shares Take a ‘Quarter Pounder’ Plunge After CDC Weighs In on Beefy E. coli Drama
“Trump 2.0: Now More Unhinged and Unstable—Just What America Needed for the Holidays!”
Court Says “No Bagging” in $8.5 Billion Handbag Merger Blowout
World Leaders Debate Trade Wars as Economies Line Up for the Next Round of ‘Who Can Hurt Themselves More’
Surgeon Proves That ‘Eyebrow Tweezing’ Can Now Include Tumour Removal—Forget Apples, We’re Talking Melons!
From Dodging Bullets to Baby Bottles: Ukrainian Immigrants Show Us How to Multitask in War
Trump Denies Fascism, Claims ‘Dictate at Will’ is Just a Strong Management Style
Election Showdown: Kamala and Trump Play ‘Who Can Yell the Foulest’ as America Wonders if It’s a Democracy or a Reality Show Reboot
Protests Break Out Worldwide as People Remind Each Other that Peace is Just a Suggestion at This Point
Election Certification: Where Democracy Plays Hide and Seek with Chaos—Loser Gets ‘Contested’!
Russia Raises Interest Rates to 21%: Because Who Needs Economic Growth When You Can Have Inflation Frights?
Don’t Worry, That Quarter Pounder Comes with a Side of E. coli—Free of Charge!
New EPA Rule Declares Any Lead Paint Dust as Hazardous—Because Who Doesn’t Love Playing Russian Roulette with Childhood Development?
Ukraine’s Winter Wish List: $50 Billion in Loans Funded by Frozen Russian Assets, Because Who Needs a Continent’s Taxpayers Anyway?
Bird Flu: The Only Flu That Makes You Wonder Who’s Really Flying the Coop
Elon Musk Throws $44 Million Trump Party While Kamala Harris Plays ‘Keep Up’ at the Fundraising Fiasco
Thanksgiving Meal Deals: The Only Thing Getting Stuffed This Year Is Your Wallet!
AI Meets Its Match: Women Discuss How a Male-Dominated Tech World Can Empower Them While Reinforcing Gender Bias
Newborn Gang: Hospitals Play Hide and Seek with Evidence While Babies Take the Fall
Lake Van’s Shrinking Shores: Where Drought Meets a Microbialite Renaissance
Nuts Reach for the Stars: Türkiye Launches Snack Food into Orbit, Proving Even Snacks Can Have Aspirations!
Honey or Marble: Ernez Neighborhood Faces Sweet Destruction in a Quarry Quandary
Van Hosts Earthquake Drill: Because Practicing for Disaster is All the Rage
Nation’s Future: Choose Your Own Adventure—Now with More Plot Twists!
Sir Chris Hoy’s New Adventure: Turning Terminal Cancer into a Best-Selling Book Launch
From Dodging Bullets to Baby Bottles: Ukrainian Immigrants Show Us How to Multitask in War
After 64 Years, Sit-in Student Finally Exonerated—Just in Time for Next Week’s ‘How to Avoid Getting Arrested’ Seminar
New MPs Discover Constituency Offices Are the New “No Vacancy” Signs Amid Safety Fears and Sky-High Rents
Labour Party Spreads Joy Across the Pond: How to ‘Illegally’ Help Democrats from 4,000 Miles Away!
NHS Struggles to Keep Up as Children’s Mental Health Becomes a Game of ‘Survival of the Fittest’
Sir Keir Defines ‘Working Person’—Still No Definition for ‘Taxpayer’
Downing Street Says Outdoor Smoking Ban Isn’t a “Serious” Problem—Next Up, Free Range Doors on Pubs!
Delta Sues CrowdStrike: When Your Cybersecurity Update Becomes a Flight Cancellation Special!
VP Harris Wields Grocery Prices and Fascism in a Town Hall: ‘Choose Your Apocalypse Wisely!’
New York: Where Democrats and Republicans Fight Over Who Gets to Lose to New York City
House GOP Barking Up the Wrong Tree: Mace Threatens Subpoena, Claims Biden’s ‘Censorship’ is the Real Misinformation
Bezos Steals Spotlight: Post’s No-endorsement Decision Leaves Editorial Team in Shock Like Finding Out Amazon Prime Doesn’t Include Free Returns!
Nation’s Future: Choose Your Own Adventure—Now with More Plot Twists!
Kamala Harris Attempts Bipartisanship While Trump Plays Hide and Seek: U.S. Politics Enters ‘Find the Leader’ Season
Flames Outshine Family as Heroic Leap Takes a Terrifying Turn
Union Workers Distribute Ballots as Wisconsinites Wonder if Their Memories Are as Short as Their Attention Spans
IDF Launches Operation “Days of Repentance” to Reflect on Self-Defense—Because Nothing Says ‘Introspection’ Like Airstrikes!
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Delta Sues CrowdStrike: When Your Cybersecurity Update Becomes a Flight Cancellation Special!
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Four Governors Walk Into a Bar… and Try Not to Drink the Election Away!
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VP Harris Wields Grocery Prices and Fascism in a Town Hall: ‘Choose Your Apocalypse Wisely!’
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New York: Where Democrats and Republicans Fight Over Who Gets to Lose to New York City
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Man Sentenced for Obstruction while Assassination Masterminds Enjoy the ‘I Didn’t Do It’ Club
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House GOP Barking Up the Wrong Tree: Mace Threatens Subpoena, Claims Biden’s ‘Censorship’ is the Real Misinformation
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Bezos Steals Spotlight: Post’s No-endorsement Decision Leaves Editorial Team in Shock Like Finding Out Amazon Prime Doesn’t Include Free Returns!
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Nation’s Future: Choose Your Own Adventure—Now with More Plot Twists!
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Kamala Harris Attempts Bipartisanship While Trump Plays Hide and Seek: U.S. Politics Enters ‘Find the Leader’ Season
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