BuyBuy Baby: A Quick Trip from Cradle to Corporate Collapse
[ad_1] BuyBuy Baby has hit the snooze button on its brick-and-mortar revival, saying a teary goodbye to its stores for the second time in less than a year, proving that…
Continue readingFlorida Surgeon General Goes for Censorship Over Compassion: A New Health Trend!
[ad_1] In an epic showdown fit for daytime television, a federal judge decided to play the role of referee this Thursday, issuing a temporary restraining order against Florida’s Surgeon General….
Continue readingBarkley Rushes Past Giants While Jones’ $40 Million Arm Shimmies in the Shadows
[ad_1] In a thrilling display of solo athleticism that had some questioning whether the Philadelphia Eagles were actually just Saquon Barkley and a bunch of guys, the running back rushed…
Continue readingRepublicans Attempt to Block Overseas Votes: Turns Out the Military Isn’t the Only One with Family Ties!
[ad_1] In a shocking turn of events that nobody was really shocked by, judges in Michigan and North Carolina have decided that overseas ballots cast by voters who’ve never set…
Continue readingLucid Motors: When Cash Runways Turn into Stock Market Sprints and Wall Street Takes a Tumble!
[ad_1] Lucid Dreams Turn to Dismal Reality: A Comedy of Errors on Wall Street In the latest episode of "As the Stock Market Turns," we find ourselves in the gleaming…
Continue readingFormer One Direction Star Takes ‘Fall’ from Fame to Fatality in Argentina
[ad_1] In a tragically ironic twist that could serve as a script for a dark comedy, holidays in Argentina took a lethal turn for former One Direction heartthrob Liam Payne,…
Continue readingBiden’s Energy Affidavits: When Neighborly Disputes Turn Into a High-Stakes Game of ‘Who Can Complain Louder?’
[ad_1] EnergyPolitics 06 September 2023, 5:46 pm 1 minute Reuters Reuters.com/business/energy/Biden-administration-moving-escalate-energy-trade-dispute-with-mexico-2023-09-06/”>exclusively reported that President Joe Biden’s administration has asked U.S. energy companies to prepare affidavits documenting how Mexico’s protectionist policies…
Continue readingCocoa Prices Soar: Halloween Turns into a “Trick” as Treats Shrink!
[ad_1] As spooky season approaches, trick-or-treaters may face an unexpected fright: a serious chocolate drought. That’s right—prepare your best sad face, kids. Due to cocoa prices that have tripled faster…
Continue readingBiden Celebrates Sinwar’s “Possible” Death as Path to Peace, While Netanyahu Orders More Fireworks
[ad_1] In a world where “good news” seems to hollowly echo off the walls of tragedy, President Biden has declared the potential demise of Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar a “relief”…
Continue readingDirecTV’s Customers Jump Ship as EverPass Sets Sail for Streaming Profits—Pirates Welcome!
[ad_1] In a shocking twist that has all the romantic flair of a bad soap opera, the NFL has officially traded in its 30-year relationship with DirecTV for a younger,…
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