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U.S. Cheers Hamas Leader’s Demise: Is Peace on the Horizon or Just More Time to Rearrange the Chaos?
Trump Denies Fascism, Claims ‘Dictate at Will’ is Just a Strong Management Style
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Gen Z’s Gender Gap: Young Women Flee to Harris While Young Men Remain Stuck in Trump’s Emotional Support Zone
Trump Declares America the World’s Garbage Can: ‘At Least We’re Full of Immigrants, Not Trash!’
Blue Wall Governors Confident Kamala Will Win—Right After They Remind Everyone It’s a Knife-Edge Race!
VP Harris Wields Grocery Prices and Fascism in a Town Hall: ‘Choose Your Apocalypse Wisely!’
New York: Where Democrats and Republicans Fight Over Who Gets to Lose to New York City
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Union Workers Distribute Ballots as Wisconsinites Wonder if Their Memories Are as Short as Their Attention Spans
Trump Denies Fascism, Claims ‘Dictate at Will’ is Just a Strong Management Style
Kamala’s AG Gamble: Nominees Under Review While Trump Plots Next ‘Victory’ From Behind Bars!
Trump’s Tower: Where the Only Thing Higher Than Rent is the Level of Inappropriate Touching
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