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Trump Denies Fascism, Claims ‘Dictate at Will’ is Just a Strong Management Style
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Gen Z’s Gender Gap: Young Women Flee to Harris While Young Men Remain Stuck in Trump’s Emotional Support Zone
Trump Declares America the World’s Garbage Can: ‘At Least We’re Full of Immigrants, Not Trash!’
Blue Wall Governors Confident Kamala Will Win—Right After They Remind Everyone It’s a Knife-Edge Race!
VP Harris Wields Grocery Prices and Fascism in a Town Hall: ‘Choose Your Apocalypse Wisely!’
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Kamala Harris Attempts Bipartisanship While Trump Plays Hide and Seek: U.S. Politics Enters ‘Find the Leader’ Season
Union Workers Distribute Ballots as Wisconsinites Wonder if Their Memories Are as Short as Their Attention Spans
Trump Denies Fascism, Claims ‘Dictate at Will’ is Just a Strong Management Style
Kamala’s AG Gamble: Nominees Under Review While Trump Plots Next ‘Victory’ From Behind Bars!
Trump’s Tower: Where the Only Thing Higher Than Rent is the Level of Inappropriate Touching
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US to Israel: Improve Gaza’s Hospitality or We’ll Next Rethink Your Menu of Military Options!
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Sanctions Go Big: US Celebrates Russia’s Invasion Anniversary with 500-Target Blowout—No RSVP Required!
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