Four Governors Walk Into a Bar… and Try Not to Drink the Election Away!
VP Harris Wields Grocery Prices and Fascism in a Town Hall: ‘Choose Your Apocalypse Wisely!’
New York: Where Democrats and Republicans Fight Over Who Gets to Lose to New York City
House GOP Barking Up the Wrong Tree: Mace Threatens Subpoena, Claims Biden’s ‘Censorship’ is the Real Misinformation
Bezos Steals Spotlight: Post’s No-endorsement Decision Leaves Editorial Team in Shock Like Finding Out Amazon Prime Doesn’t Include Free Returns!
Nation’s Future: Choose Your Own Adventure—Now with More Plot Twists!
Kamala Harris Attempts Bipartisanship While Trump Plays Hide and Seek: U.S. Politics Enters ‘Find the Leader’ Season
Union Workers Distribute Ballots as Wisconsinites Wonder if Their Memories Are as Short as Their Attention Spans
Delta Sues CrowdStrike: When Your Cybersecurity Update Becomes a Flight Cancellation Special!
Bezos Steals Spotlight: Post’s No-endorsement Decision Leaves Editorial Team in Shock Like Finding Out Amazon Prime Doesn’t Include Free Returns!
David Einhorn Pedals Toward Profit: Can Peloton Spin Its Way From $6 to $31 on a Budget?
Coffee Chains Brew Cultural Capital: From Sipping to Socializing, Yemen’s Buzz Hits Wall Street!
Spirit Airlines Soars as It Sells the Skies and Cuts the Crew, Proving Less Really is More!
McDonald’s Shares Take a ‘Quarter Pounder’ Plunge After CDC Weighs In on Beefy E. coli Drama
Georgia Gets a Lottery Glow-Up: $478.2 Million Jackpot Turns Quick Mart into Cash Cow!
McDonald’s Sales Take a Sour Turn: E. Coli Outbreak Leaves Diners Flipping for Safety
WWE Faces the Ultimate Tag Team: Lawsuits and Unwanted Attention in a Ring of Scandal
CDC Recommends Pneumonia Vaccine for 50s—Because Who Needs a Healthy Retirement Anyway?
From Champion to Tragedy: South Florida’s New Season Kicks Off with a Heart-Wrenching Overtime
Bird Flu: The Only Flu That Makes You Wonder Who’s Really Flying the Coop
Online Gambling: Because Who Needs Jobs and Relationships When You Can Bet Your Life Away?
Ohtani’s 50th Home Run: Because Why Shouldn’t a Baseball Cost More Than Your House?
Onions Go on the Lam: Fast Food Chains Flee from E. Coli-Drenched Toppings
WNBA Finals: Where Basketball is Finally More Popular Than Watching Paint Dry on NFL’s Sunday Night
Nepotism Dribbles Into the NBA: Bronny James Follows Dad’s Footsteps, Breathlessly Catches Up Post-Cardiac Arrest
McDonald’s Aces New Health Trend: E. Coli Burgers Spark Nation-wide Diet Revolution!
Art Market Takes a Dive: Apparently, Not Everyone Wants to Hang a Million-Dollar Painting of Soup Cans on Their Wall!
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Boeing’s Plea Deal Takes Flight—But First, Let’s Talk Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion at 30,000 Feet!
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Don’t Worry, That Quarter Pounder Comes with a Side of E. coli—Free of Charge!
[ad_1] In the latest plot twist of the fast-food horror story, a charming little strain of E….
Two Political Peacocks Prance Down the Final Stretch: Who Will Feather Their Nest First?
[ad_1] In a thrilling episode of “America’s Got Candidates,” we find Roma Daravi and Marsha Espinosa, two…
Election Countdown: Americans Vote Early, Politicians Panic; Democracy’s Big Day is Just Another Tuesday!
[ad_1] Ladies and gentlemen, grab your popcorn—Election Day is just two weeks away, and the circus is…
Georgia Judge Disqualified After Trying to Jail Lawyer for Finding Out Court Secret: Guess Who’s the Real Criminal Now?
[ad_1] In a bizarre twist of fate that only the judicial system could conjure, Georgia’s highest court…
Nuts Reach for the Stars: Türkiye Launches Snack Food into Orbit, Proving Even Snacks Can Have Aspirations!
[ad_1] In a move that really takes the cake—or perhaps just the crunch—Bulutlar Kuruyemiş, a dried fruit…
Care Home Evacuation: Residents Rush to Safety, While Carbon Monoxide Takes a Holiday from the Party
[ad_1] In a heartwarming twist on the idea of community care, Gainsborough Care Home has graciously decided…
Rocket Alarms Delay Blinken’s Middle East Tour; Looks Like the Real “Missile” Miss Was The One to Jordan
[ad_1] In an ironic twist reminiscent of a poorly scripted sitcom, Tel Aviv, a city known for…
Local ‘Sportsman’ Sets New Records: 120 Guns, 250,000 Rounds, and Zero Sense of Humor in a Pre-Election Political Drama
[ad_1] TEMPE, Ariz. — In a plot twist worthy of the most fevered political thrillers, 60-year-old Jeffrey…
