Netanyahu Declares War on Gaza “Not Over Yet” – As If They Didn’t Get the Memo!

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In the latest episode of “As The Gaza Turns,” we find Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu firmly grasping the mic as he boldly declares that despite Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar’s departure from the living—the show must go on! Nothing says “let’s keep the drama alive” quite like a tragic death amidst a backdrop of ongoing chaos. It’s as if the PM is channeling his inner director, insisting that even with one of the cast members cut from the script, the plot must thicken.

With a colorful array of airstrikes and a humanitarian crisis that makes a reality TV show look like a picnic, Netanyahu assures us that “the war is not over yet.” Because, of course, what’s a little existential dread among friends? It’s always heartwarming to witness a leader staying committed to the plot, especially when that plot involves considerable amounts of suffering—a most cinematic choice in a world where less tragic narratives seem to be underwhelming at the box office.

Yet, one can’t help but wonder about the societal irony of it all—fighting a war while casually stating that it’s not concluded feels akin to binge-watching a series whose finale you loathe but can’t seem to stop clicking “next episode.” Perhaps we should schedule a group therapy session—though in this case, who would reflect on their feelings with a live grenade in hand?

In any case, let’s all prepare our popcorn and tune in for this ongoing saga. The absurdity of conflict, much like a never-ending sitcom, only highlights the ludicrous contradictions of our reality—something we seem to cherish more than actual peace. Grab your remote; it looks like the war economy is charging ahead to Season 2!