Bird Flu: The Only Flu That Makes You Wonder Who’s Really Flying the Coop
Online Gambling: Because Who Needs Jobs and Relationships When You Can Bet Your Life Away?
Onions Go on the Lam: Fast Food Chains Flee from E. Coli-Drenched Toppings
McDonald’s Aces New Health Trend: E. Coli Burgers Spark Nation-wide Diet Revolution!
E. Coli Outbreak: McDonald’s Introduces the “Quarter Pounder with a Side of Regret”
Kids Coughing Up a Storm: Just Another Day of “Walking Pneumonia” Gone Wild!
Family of Shooter Aims to Clear His Name; Too Bad It’s a Case of Brain Over Blast
Quarter Pounder: Now Serving E. Coli with a Side of Regret
Harris Declares Herself Fit for Office After Extensive Medical Tests; Trump Still Waiting for ‘When Life Gives You Lemons’ Health Advice to Kick In.
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Crisis Pregnancy Center Reveals Secret Playbook: ‘Just Add Fear and a Dash of Misinformation for Perfect Anti-Abortion Recipe!’
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11 Pennsylvanians Discover the ‘Natural’ High After Trying the State’s Newest Culinary Delight: Wild Mushrooms – 0/10 Would Not Recommend!
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FDA Gives Green Light for Compounding Pharmacies to Whip Up Tirzepatide: Because Who Needs Consistency When You Can Have a ‘Surprise’ Dose?
[ad_1] In a plot twist worthy of a medical drama, the Food and Drug Administration announced late…
CDC Confirms: Dining on Undercooked Bear Meat Is a New ‘Rare’ Trend in North Carolina – Who Knew Colonizing Your Gut Could Be This Literal?
[ad_1] In a culinary adventure that should probably come with a warning label, a gathering in North…
Elder Care Costs Soar Past Inflation: Americans Now Accepting Donations in Geritol and Good Intentions!
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Influencer’s Liver Fails Her at 27: Turns Out ‘Viral’ Has a Whole New Meaning!
[ad_1] In the latest episode of “Life is Just a TikTok Away,” 27-year-old Rachel Yaffe, a beloved…
Local Hospitals Brace for Hurricane Milton: Because Nothing Says ‘Emergency Preparedness’ Like a Force of Nature Crashing Your Wellness Plans!
[ad_1] As Hurricane Milton gears up to hit Florida like an unwanted family member at Thanksgiving, the…
New Survey Reveals: Only 1 in 5 Companies Support Weight Loss Drugs—Guess It’s Time to Start a Snack Fund!
[ad_1] In a stunning revelation that’s sure to make the average American weep into their salad, it…
IV Fluid Famine Forces Biden to Channel His Inner War General: ‘Battlefield Medicine’ Now Includes Tactical Gatorade!
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