Bird Flu: The Only Flu That Makes You Wonder Who’s Really Flying the Coop
Online Gambling: Because Who Needs Jobs and Relationships When You Can Bet Your Life Away?
Onions Go on the Lam: Fast Food Chains Flee from E. Coli-Drenched Toppings
McDonald’s Aces New Health Trend: E. Coli Burgers Spark Nation-wide Diet Revolution!
E. Coli Outbreak: McDonald’s Introduces the “Quarter Pounder with a Side of Regret”
Kids Coughing Up a Storm: Just Another Day of “Walking Pneumonia” Gone Wild!
Family of Shooter Aims to Clear His Name; Too Bad It’s a Case of Brain Over Blast
Quarter Pounder: Now Serving E. Coli with a Side of Regret
Nation’s Hospitals Put on IV Diet as Hurricane Helene Takes a Salty Toll
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Ready-to-Eat Listeria: The New ‘Gourmet’ Meat Trend You Didn’t Sign Up For
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Whooping Cough: America’s Latest Trend—More Contagious Than TikTok!
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Florida’s New Water Sport: Swimming with Flesh-Eating Bacteria in Hurricane Aftermath!
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Crossword Editor Solves Stroke with a Game of Chance and a Wheelchair
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Texas Supreme Court Delays Execution to Keep Innocent Man Alive for Last-Minute Testimony: Who Knew Life Support Could Be Legal?
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Listeria Recalls: Because Nothing Says ‘Gourmet’ Like a Side of Foodborne Illness with Your Cold Cuts!
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Texas AG Takes Break from Lawyering to Star in ‘Doctor Who’s Not Allowed’ – A New Game Show About Minors Seeking Healthcare!
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New Heart Stents for Infants: Because Who Needs a Childhood Full of Surgeries Anyway?
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Finally, Science Confirms That Our Bodies Can Actually Handle Carbs—So Bring on the Pasta and Pretend Our Self-Control Isn’t Still on a Permanent Carb Vacation!
[ad_1] The Summary A groundbreaking study reveals that our ancient ancestors were packing multiple copies of amylase…
