Bird Flu: The Only Flu That Makes You Wonder Who’s Really Flying the Coop
Online Gambling: Because Who Needs Jobs and Relationships When You Can Bet Your Life Away?
Onions Go on the Lam: Fast Food Chains Flee from E. Coli-Drenched Toppings
McDonald’s Aces New Health Trend: E. Coli Burgers Spark Nation-wide Diet Revolution!
E. Coli Outbreak: McDonald’s Introduces the “Quarter Pounder with a Side of Regret”
Kids Coughing Up a Storm: Just Another Day of “Walking Pneumonia” Gone Wild!
Family of Shooter Aims to Clear His Name; Too Bad It’s a Case of Brain Over Blast
Quarter Pounder: Now Serving E. Coli with a Side of Regret
Jets Player Injured on Field but Thankfully No One Was Asleep at the Wheel
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Mammogram Delayed, Cancer Not: Jenna Fischer’s ‘Oh, Look at That! I Have Cancer’ Comedy Routine
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Waffles: The New Health Risk That Might Just Make You Crave a Double Shot of Listeria
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Abortion Access: Making ‘Choice’ a Multi-State Adventure in the Aftermath of Roe
[ad_1] Surprise, surprise! It turns out that after tossing out Roe v. Wade like last season’s fashion,…
Florida Surgeon General Goes for Censorship Over Compassion: A New Health Trend!
[ad_1] In an epic showdown fit for daytime television, a federal judge decided to play the role…
Extended Allergy Season: Nature’s Way of Saying ‘Surprise!’
[ad_1] Just when you thought it was safe to frolic outdoors without a full hazmat suit, uninvited…
Apple Watches Now Can Tell You When You’re Snoring Your Way to a Heart Attack—Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?
[ad_1] Apple has decided that mere wrist-watching isn’t enough—it’s now strapping on a stethoscope! That’s right, the…
Overdose Deaths Plummet as Fentanyl Takes a Timeout From Its Busy Schedule
[ad_1] In a plot twist that sounds straight out of a public health sitcom, it seems drug…
Supreme Court Decision: Making Babies Safer by Increasing the Mortality Rate
[ad_1] In a plot twist worthy of a soap opera, it seems that following the Supreme Court’s…
Former One Direction Star Takes ‘Fall’ from Fame to Fatality in Argentina
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