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In a wildly optimistic episode titled “This Week’s Apocalypse,” Martha Raddatz gathered a squad of political gladiators – or as we like to call them, the “Blue Wall” banana republic. We had Gov. Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan, who looked ready to dethrone the Frozen North, Gov. Josh Shapiro from Pennsylvania, who’s busy figuring out whether to paint his state blue or just drown it in paperwork, Gov. Tony Evers of Wisconsin, deeply nostalgic for the days of cheese-induced political debates, and, of course, GOP’s own Chris Sununu from New Hampshire, who seems more interested in getting his state a trendy TikTok account than anything remotely resembling governance.
As the subtext of impending doom buzzed in the background like a swarm of angry bees, Raddatz unleashed questions that would have made even the most stoic politician sweat like he’s in a sauna with a raccoon. She brought out the big guns: “How’s your stunt double for the 2024 election shaping up?” Meanwhile, Sununu had the audacity to discuss the GOP’s campaign efforts as if bribing lawn gnomes with tax cuts was the latest political maneuver.
Enter the Powerhouse Roundtable, a gathering of political elites that could easily double as a support group for people who’ve lost their dignity. Donna Brazile held her former DNC Chair title like a shield in the battle of who can roll their eyes the hardest, while Asma Khalid repurposed her NPR credentials to lend an air of sophistication to an otherwise chaotic scenario. Ramesh Ponnuru, National Review pencil pusher, showed us that even the most absurd ideas can become best-sellers if you stretch the truth long enough. And let’s not forget Susan Glasser from The New Yorker, who probably brought artisanal cheese to discuss the state of journalism with fellow cheeseheads.
On a more serious note (if you can believe that exists in this circus), ABC News sent Terry Moran to Nevada on a mission to uncover if rogue officials might just throw out voters’ choices like they’re unwanted Christmas gifts. In a state where “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” might very well mean, “unless you’re a voter, then good luck with that,” it’s clear the coming election will be less about democracy and more about a high-stakes game of Whack-a-Mole with the will of the people.
So, grab your popcorn, folks. The show is about to start, and the only question left is whether there will be enough laughs to drown out the panic. Or perhaps just enough panic to make the laughs feel just a little too uncomfortable.
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