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In a thrilling plot twist akin to a low-budget film, the Buffalo Bills clinched first place in the AFC East after an utterly riveting 23-20 win over the New York Jets on “Monday Night Football”—because nothing screams victory quite like scoring only three points in the second half.

With just under four minutes left in the game, kicker Tyler Bass confidently strutted onto the field for a 22-yard field goal—the Bills’ sole second-half contribution, proving that every team needs a go-to guy for when they run out of ideas. Meanwhile, Dame Aaron Rodgers attempted to charge the Jets downfield for a dramatic finale but was intercepted on the final drive. Like an overzealous kid at a birthday party, the Bills ran out the clock, leaving the Jets questioning if they could emotionally recover in time for their next game.

The entire affair resembled a group of toddlers trying to play soccer: chaotic and filled with missed attempts, as the teams combined to skyrocket past expectations with four missed kicks—two by New York and a field goal and an extra point by Buffalo. This resulted in a staggering 22 penalties accumulating over 204 yards, basically making this game the “How Not to Play Football” tutorial of the season.

Buffalo’s quarterback Josh Allen performed like a seasoned magician, completing 19 of 25 passes for 215 yards, sprinkled with two touchdowns and a third score he probably pulled from under his sleeve. The Bills’ run game was surprisingly effective, racking up 149 rushing yards on 33 attempts as if they were trying to arrive at a buffet that was about to close.

Rodgers wasn’t as lucky in the equation of life and touchdowns, completing 23-of-35 passes for 294 yards and two touchdowns. However, he continued his streak of being the under-anxious hero—he hasn’t thrown for 300 yards since, well, when he was still figuring out that whole “Packers” thing. It’s almost charming how he led the Jets into the red zone four times yet somehow only scored one touchdown, making goal-line drama feel more like a sitcom without the laugh track.

Adding salt to the Jets’ wounds, their kicker Greg Zuerlein missed two golden opportunities that could have handed New York the lead in the second half, one from 32 yards and another 43 yards away. For a team desperately seeking redemption, the field goal post may as well have been a metaphorical brick wall.

Now sitting at 4-2, the Bills waltz their way to the top of the division while the Jets, now 2-4, sit in third place wondering what went wrong in their poker game. This game also marked the head coaching debut for Jeff Ulbrich, who clearly has his hands full with players who seem to thrive under pressure, but only when they aren’t trying to kick a ball.

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