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Nike has scored yet another slam dunk in corporate matchmaking, deciding to lace up for another 12 years with the National Basketball Association and the Women’s National Basketball Association. The sneaker heavyweight, known for making sneakers so light they might just float away, announced this splendidly comfortable relationship on Monday.

Under this freshly pressed contract, Nike gets to be the global outfit overlord until 2037. That’s right, folks! Strap in as Nike takes the reins on everything from jerseys to merchandise. Think of it as a cozy tenured position where your job description includes “make athletes look fabulous while dribbling.”

The last time Nike and the hardwood courts of glory exchanged a round of applause, they did so with a $1 billion deal that allowed their iconic swoosh to adorn NBA jerseys for the first time. Because nothing says “we’ve made it” like branding real estate on the chests of the tallest humans you know. While everyone is left guessing the dollar figure this time around, insiders are whispering about a number that’s “much bigger.” Perhaps it’s a secret code for “we’re taking over the basketball universe.”

Now, it may seem like Nike‘s got it all together—after all, they’re the biggest fish in the athletic apparel pond. But hold onto your basketball jerseys! It turns out that as they dribble their way toward 2037, they’re also trying not to trip over their own shoelaces. Leaked reports show that their new CEO, Elliott Hill, is on a quest to win back the love of an adoring public that has been swayed by the temptation of competitors stealing the spotlight. Spoiler alert: innovation is the name of the game, and Nike has been borrowing more than a few pages from the “Oops, that was supposed to be our ingenious new idea” handbook.

Nike isn’t just basketball’s BFF; they also supply the National Football League and Major League Baseball with fashionable uniforms. But, plot twist! Some fashionista critiques are coming out of the woodwork; sales are plummeting—and not in that cool way where you just got a new dance move down. Their recent baseball outing was so disastrous that we’re left wondering if the uniforms were inspired by a “I woke up late and this was on the floor” aesthetic. With complaints about transparency—no, not transparency in business practices, just actual see-through pants—Nike‘s finding itself in hot water with MLB. Unlike a good pair of running shoes, this might be hard to run from!

But don’t worry, NBA President Sal LaRocca is here to reassure us that they’re perfectly comfy in their partnership. “100% confidence,” he says, probably while wearing a pair of those offending see-through baseball pants. To be honest, it’s like being handed a VIP pass while having one eye on the exit—“sure, we are great partners! Just ignore those other incredible uniform blunders.”

After nearly three decades of partnership with the NBA, you’d think Nike would simply declare a life-long love. But here we are; somehow, amidst all of the triumphs, they still appear to be walking on a tightrope. With stocks taking a tumble this year by 24%—yes, they’re having a worse year than my New Year’s resolutions—Nike now finds itself in the company of competitors like On Running and Deckers, where they are basking in growth of 79% and 43% respectively. So maybe that bright swoosh is getting dimmer or just needs a fresh coat of paint.

In the end, even as Nike commandeers basketball jerseys for the foreseeable future, the unpredictability of the corporate fabric still looms large. And honestly, who could have ever guessed that the world of athletic apparel could be so… transparent?

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